Friday, October 11, 2013

Lab-RAT-ory IS A-HOPPIN!

Greetings, CRANKYHEADS:

Doctor Cranky is delighted to be here in the Lab-RAT-ory with more great news.

We are happy to announce that Lab-NOTEZ #4, the last issue of Vol. 1, has arrived from the printers and it is going out in today's mail to all SUBSCRIBERS.

We believe these are going to be collected and enjoyed for years to come.

Starting in 2014, the NEW Lab-NOTEZ (Vol 2.) will be released once a year (perhaps twice) in magazine/book form with a new subscription rate to be announced shortly.  We will not be limited by the confines of space any longer, and you will get ten times the content value for your subscription cost.

We are constantly working on new goodies and treats here in the Lab-RAT-ory, including our 2014 "WHAT TIME IS IT?" CALENDAR and HOT-OFF-THE-PRESS INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PLASTICS, VOLUME 2, which is over 100 pages of amazing models built by some of the best builders the world over.

We are having a Fall Season Sale on all books.  If you buy our three books:  STYRENE STARS, IHOP 1 and IHOP 2, you will receive 10% OFF.

If you purchase your copy of the 2014 CALENDAR, we will throw in a few special treats including stickers and fridge magnets.

You can find these items and much more over at the Lab-RAT-ory STORE.
We thank you once again for your on-going support (without it we would not be able to continue!) and for helping us spread the word as we recruit more STYRENE ADDICTS the world over.

Happy Fall & Changing of the Weather.
Yours Truly,
Doctor Cranky
OH and EYEGORE says HELLO!


Tuesday, September 17, 2013

2014 CRANKY CALENDAR--PRE-ORDER YOURS TODAY


YOU CAN Pre-ORDER YOUR COPY.  The calendar is 14.99 plus shipping and you will love all the eye-popping, jaw-dropping styrene eye candy.  Lots of great illustration spreads by some of today's best automobile illustrators, and of course, lots of other Cranky inspired shenanigans.

The calendar will start shipping in early October as soon as it gets to the Lab-RAT-ory from the printers.

The first 20 pre-orders will receive a free fridge magnet and sticker.

Long live styrene, Crankyheads.

Cheers, Doctor Cranky
OH, and EYEGORE says hello.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

LOOKING FOR COOL PARTS?

Visit our good friends at REPLICAS & MINIATURES COMPANY OF MARYLAND.  Norm will be more than happy to set you up with some fine, fine products.


Friday, August 2, 2013

SEASON PREMIERE OF THE CRANKY SHOW (2013-2014)

Greetings, CRANKYHEADS!

Watch the new season premiere of THE CRANKY SHOW here:


Also, we are wrapping production on the next issue of the Lab-NOTEZ (#4).  If you don't have a subscription yet, make sure you run over to the store and purchase one.  You don't want to miss it.

Also, the new DOCTOR CRANKY'S Lab-RAT-ory 2014 CALENDAR is almost finished and we will be taking pre-orders in early September.

Please stay tuned in for more exciting news from your ever-faithful Lab-RAT-ory CREW.

Long live styrene!

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

NEW SEASON OF THE CRANKY SHOW

The Lab-RAT-ory CREW is working double-time to create new content for THE CRANKY SHOW premiering in August 2013.


Please stay tuned in.  Lots of STYRENE FUN coming up!

Friday, February 8, 2013

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: STYRENE STARS & EYEGORE

CRANKYHEAD NATION!  Are you READY?  STYRENE STARS is HOT OFF THE PRESS.  Order your copy today, don't delay, and it has just been reported that EYEGORE--depending on his mood and disposition--might add his special signature to a very few select copies.  So YES, if you purchase a copy of STYRENE STARS, of course Doctor Cranky will personalize it and sign it for you, but the EXTRA TRULY SPECIAL TREAT is that EYEGORE will sign a few copies, just enough for it to be an ultra rare occasion and a legitimate collector's item.

You will be surprised then if you open your book find Doctor Cranky's sig. (a treat in itself, we don't want to offend our Good Doctor!) but you might get lucky and find EYEGORE's now-infamous RED PAW PRINT SIGNATURE!  Good luck, and order soon, and order often.  There are no limits on how many copies you can order.  AHW-HOOGA!

LONG LIVE STYRENE!



Sunday, January 13, 2013

HELP US CREATE NEW CONTENT

A BIG THANK YOU to all of you out there in CRANKYHEAD NATION who are helping us with your generous donations as we strive to bring more original and entertaining content to The CRANKY SHOW.

Your help goes a long ways towards new PROGRAMMING.  We are trying to bring you fresh content every day of the week.  As you know, content creation is labor intensive and it requires time and money.  With your generous support we are making a difference to our daily programming.

You can donate as little as a dollar or as much as your generous heart desires.  We appreciate your support.  Here at the Lab-RAT-ory, we are constantly trying to better the quality of our videos.

If you visit the CRANKY'S CLUBHOUSE, you can participate at three other levels.

For example, for 25 dollars (Lab-RAT-ory CREW), you will receive one of the new SPIFFY Cranky T-shirts.  Remember to tell us your size.

The CRANKYHEAD membership ($50) will bring you a T-shirt and one of the WHAT TIME IS IT? Calendars you can hang on your walls near your bench.

The STYRENE ADDICT membership ($100) offer is for FOUR (4) best-selling itmes chosen and signed by Doctor Cranky himself.

PLEASE HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND WE THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR OUTSTANDING SUPPORT!








Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Wonderful REVIEW

THANK YOU, SCOTT (SCALE MODEL ADDICT) for the wonderful review of Doctor Cranky's book.

WATCH REVIEW HERE:

Friday, January 4, 2013

The CRANKY SHOW (2013 SEASON)

Greetings, CRANKYHEADS, please TUNE IN for the new season of the CRANKY SHOW.


Lots of new STYRENE ADVENTURES and fun headed your way.  Looking forward to lots of new how-to's, products, and MORE STYRENE FUN!